Boys are not responsible enough to have penises.

I've decided, and it's final. Some random drunk guy wandered off the elvator last night and into our wing. My first thought was "oh my god, my room is open". So rachel, steph, and I jumped up to go lock our doors (and good thing, too). I saw him go into our bathroom, but didn't think much of it at the time. Clearly, my room was more important, especially as he came out of the bathroom and tried to get into Ifeoma's room (next door). Apparently, he was looking for "tara" on "11 Mac". Ya, this is 9 Henday. So he went upstairs to 10, because clearly 10 H is 11 Mac. Clearly.

So after he left (after pounding on the elevator doors, because obviously that will make the elevator come) I went into the bathroom and decided to look to make sure everything was okay before using aforementioned bathroom. Everything was NOT okay. In fact, it was FAR from okay. There was a puddle on the floor, in front of the step to the urinals. And in steph's, Jenn's, Lian Feng's, and my bucket of hygeine stuff. Ya, that's right, Drunk Guy urinated all over our floor and stuff. I'm talking our toothbrushes, shampoo, etc. Ew. Just EW. So Rachel, Steph, and I spent an hour cleaning it all up and bleaching...after we found bleach, that is. Seriously, 8 mac is my favorite floor right now because out of like, 5 floors that we checked, they're the only one that had bleach. I have no toothbrush right now because I had to throw it out. And my scrubby, and various other things. And my retainer has to be sanitized because I can't go without it. EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW.

Drunk boys suck.