Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Mare's Wednesday Rant
Ok, today's rant is about ladies' undergarments, so male readers shall read at their own risk. So yesterday, I chose to wear my short black skirt to school, and as I figured I may have to go up stairs and didn't particularly want to wear my swimsuit bottoms, I chose to wear regular undergarments (so, in effect, panties). I'm sorry, but they are THE MOST uncomfortable item of clothing IN THE HISTORY OF LADIES' UNDERTHINGS. How do people wear them on a regular basis? Boy-shorts unmentionables I can handle. Thongs are good. G-strings are creepy, but still able to handle them. But panties?! Who thought up such an uncomfortable thing? They are right up there next to corsets for uncomfortability. Mind you I'm just guessing as I've never worn a corset. But really! All they do is ride up! And I, for one, really don't appreciate that feeling. Seriously, just no. From now on, when wearing a skirt, boy-shorts will be worn because they, at least, don't go adventuring where they don't belong! Damn adventuresome unmentionables.
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heh. i could comment about random uncomfortableness, but...the masses may not understand. anywho. boyshort ones are fine.
ps. your "fat" smiley face looks like Wilbur with a wig and a bowtie. wil=fat!
general curiosity...there's a lot of mentioning of unmentionables. which leads to the question, Why are we mentioning things that are deemed unmentionable? Because, obviously, they're not meant to be mentioned, yet they are.
ok, now work your brain around rabe's convoluted mind and that may make sense.
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