Wild Water

After a long hiatus, water molecules gone wild is back in action! When we last left Sally, Mac had just finished watering Sally's plants and was settling down to continue reading the black holes report. Sally and Randyhere were having a secret and furtive discussion during which Randyhere revealed that he had been given permission by the Mathematics Society for Control of Uncommon Instances of Non-Real Events to unleash their most secret device in order to induce Wiersy to co-operate. What is the most secret device? Will Wiersy co-operate? And just how fascinating is that black holes report? Tune in to find out...
"...The MSCUINRE has given me the authority to unleash our most secret device in order to force Wiersy to co-operate if necessary" Randyhere revealed.
Sally eyed Randyhere suspiciously, "How do you know so much? I never informed-"
"Oh, Mac gave me a shout. You know, old buddies math and physics are."
"The most secret device? Randyhere, you must tell."
"Oh my dear Sally, that will be delightful...Lean closer and I will whisper," Sally leaned closer and listened carefully as Randyhere whispered "the Product Rule Gone Wild."
Sally's eyes widened."No..."
"Yes. And I must go now, I see Wiersy. Get to the warehouse. I shall be here if you need me." And with that, Randyhere sidled into a nearby heavily-grafitied telephone booth and began dialing non-real numbers in order to make it look like he was actually phoning people. Watching carefully as Sally dashed into the warehouse, Randyhere continued to dial numbers. Quickly, Wiersy appeared in her new hybrid motorcycle. Randyhere turned his back to her quickly and watched as her reflection on the glass disappeared into the warehouse.
Sally stepped cautiously into the abandoned warehouse, glancing around to make sure the place was secure. Wiersy strode in purposefully behind her. "Okay Forsythe, what's this all about?" Wiersy asked impatiently, "I have a whole refridgerator full of organic tomatoes to categorize according to species and genus."
"Well your organic tomatoes will just have to wait!" Sally exclaimed in irritation. "Sacha has refused to help battle the wild water molecules."
"My gosh!" Wiersy gasped, "She didn't!"
"Oh, but she did." Sally affirmed, "We'll just have to take care of this ourselves."
"I don't know," Wiersy looked around nervously, "Sacha hasn't authorized me to do anything."
"Look Wiersy," Sally started angrily, "if you're going to let something like that get in the way of saving New York..."
Wiersy looked at the ground and shuffled her feet. "Well..."
"I have Randyhere on standby if you need any, uh, convincing." Sally suggested.
"You wouldn't!" Wiersma looked aghast.
"Don't tempt me!" Sally told her.
Will Sally have to bring out the secret device? Will Wiersy commit to helping save New York? Is Randyhere still dialing non-real numbers? And what has happened to Mac? Stay tuned for the next episode to find out...