Water Molecules of Hottness!

Before I continue the ongoing saga of Sally Forsythe, I would first like to expostulate on the utter hottness of milkshakes. And not just any milkshakes, but low-fat milkshakes. I made it myself with frozen yogurt and did not add sugar, so it was a delicious low-fat milkshake of near HOTTT proportions. That's right, nearly THREE 'T's! Ok, onto Sally.
When we last left our brave heroine, she was trying to convince the Vice-Admiral to help save New York from the ravages of the wild water molecules. In a shocking twist, Sally revealed that she was in possession of a certain secret device that could just sway Wiersy away from the Dark Side: the Product Rule Gone Wild! Will Sally use the secret device? Will Wiersy capitulate? And what the heck has happened to Mac and those darn mechanical pencils? Stay tuned to find out...
"I have Randyhere on standby if you need any, uh, convincing," Sally suggested.
"You wouldn't!" Wiersy looked aghast.
"Don't tempt me!" Sally told her.
"Randyhere?! Oh, geez. Forsythe, you old devil. Let's get a-rescueing New York!" The two women stepped out of the warehouse on Dock 7, and with a quick summoning of Randyhere by Sally, the three sped off on Wiersy's hybrid motorcycle.
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Across town, in a musty museum, two suspect figures were having a heated debate with the museum's curator.
"It is a miraculous document! Printed on papyrus! It will dissolve in the deluge which is pounding our wonderful city. The wild water will destroy it! Please sir, it is ancient..." The man's voice dropped miserably.
"Sir, we must protect this map. Think about it: this map of England was printed in Shakespeare's time..." The second character interjected, "'to be or not to be' is not an option for this relic!" The woman cried.
The curator looked doubtful. These two characters seemed an odd sort. They had burst into the museum drenched from the wild water that the media was reporting and demanded a centuries-old relic for safekeeping. "I shall consult with my superiors." The older curator said, turning away. He sighed, then said, "and I suggest you leave now." The woman looked dejectedly at her male companion.
"I suppose there is no chance to mend the wall now, eh?" She said, speaking symbolically. Her companion shot her a strange look, then reached into his coat as the museum curator disappeared into the distance. He pulled out a massive plastic object, then grinned.
"Ziploc TM."
The woman broke into a huge grin. "Good show," she whispered.
The two figured hastily removed the map and placed it into the man's Ziploc TM bag. And with that, h.ro and Willie disappeared into the city, lugging the ancient map between them.
Where are Sally, Wiersy, and Randyhere off to? What is the importance of the map? And will we ever hear from Mac again? Find out next time on Water Molecules Gone Wild!