So today started out rather shitty. My foreman got in trouble for telling us to do overtime last week without clearing it with the higher-ups, so he was grouchy, which made him grouchy at my leadhand, which made him rather grouchy. It was not a fun morning.
However, I do have some rather fun news: there is an official tie for Stupidest Person Award today! I know, you're all just thrilled. The first award goes to the suprisingly polite, somewhat good-looking, rather stupid guy who drove full-speed on the freshly oiled road. Congratulations! You win a brand-new coat of oil...on your CAR!!!!!!!!!! The second award goes to the idiot who, after driving for a mile on the freshly oiled road (past signs that said SLOW FRESH OIL and numerous traffic cones) stops and asks me "Was I driving on oil?". No genius, it was icing. Lick the pavement and see how it tastes. And, of course, honourable mentions to all the morons who drove on the side of the road with the fresh oil signs and traffic cones (and swerved around the cones to continue on the oiled side). I hope you all enjoyed your swim in the shallow end of the gene pool.
In other news...there is no other news. I have no life, what do you expect?
Happy birthday grandma, we miss you.
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