And so, I am back again

Because I know you can't live without me. It's just a fact. However, I've really nothing to say, once again.

I got a tattoo. Pictures may be forthcoming. My parents don't know as of this moment, but I'm hoping they won't be tooo angry. After all, if they ever want grandchildren, they kind of need me. Plus I'm going to give them a girl guide cookie each to munch on when I tell them, and that would make anyone happy. Really, who doesn't like girl guid cookies.

I was violated by a cement barrier on my way to my lab this morning. In fact, it almost took my skirt right off. Here I was, minding my own busness, walking over the barrier when all of a sudden it grabs my skirt and just about pulls it right off! It was highly inappropriate. I should report it to the proper authorities.

But rachel said I could have a few virgins tonight, so it's all good. Perhaps I'll take their virginety (pronounced vir-JY-net-ee).