Tuesday, March 08, 2005

the hottness that is IB

Hmm, tuesday, what can I say about tuesday? Well, today was certainly not fun, but is wasn't crap either. Was it just me or was history super dull today? Maybe I just have an aversion towards "Nam"? H.ro's talk today was slightly disconcerting. Yes, if we have to stay up all night to get IA written, then stay up all night. What does he think we do? Sleep? I mean really, what kind of IB kids would we be if we spent all of our time sleeping? Math was super dull. And what was with randyhere picking on me again? I'm fairly sure that it is glaringly evident I have no idea what is going on. I would have thought all of the "I don't know"s would have tipped him off. Apparently not. Or he just likes terrorizing me. Either way, both are stupid. I love how we all take up so much room at lunch. lol. It amuzes me to no end, and I have no idea why. Hmm, quite the pickle. The gummy-candy run was enjoyable. Christine and I 'bonded', if you will, over our mutual lost-ness trying to find the candy aisle which was moved. Yearbook was aight today. Beth and I almost completed our football pages. Mrs Williamson had her little girl with her today and she was so cute! I asked Mark to steal her for me, but he wouldn't. So someone (I suspect Willis) suggested Mark just go have an illegitimate child that I could raise. So, I told Mark to go have an illigitimate child. I wonder how that is going to work?

After a discussion I had today, during which I got very confused, I have decided to discuss a certain behavior known as 'flirting'. Now, I know I am an oblivious idiot when it comes to noticing such things, but I think I have figured out why. "WHY?!", you may ask me, waiting with baited breath for my answer. Well, wait no longer, still your beating hearts, because here is the answer: I consider this normal behavior and not out of the ordinary. It's quite odd really, but I think it stems from the fact that I have always associated more with members of the opposite gender, and thus any contact/behavior between me and the aforementioned members of the opposite gender I have considered 'normal'. And this contact/behavior, I have been informed, can quite often be construed as 'flirting'. It's kind of strange when you think about it though. Obviously this behavior is natural, otherwise we probably wouldn't do it. Do people consiously 'flirt'? Or is it something that you just do? It's just all so very confusing. *sigh* One day, I will enter the mind of a determined flirt and perhaps gain some perspective. Until then, however, I NEED TO BE INFORMED OF EVERY DETAIL DUE TO THE FACT I NEVER NOTICE ANYTHING!!!!!!!! Okie dokie?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol...I suppose that flirting is natural for some people...unfortunately, I couldn't flirt if my life depended on it...the person to whom it was directed would probably just ask me if I was feeling alright, or if I had something in my eye, or if I was trying to eat them (wink, wink)...However, despite my awkwardness, flirting probably is pretty natural. At any rate, I don't think that you are acting any different/unnatural, so please don't feel bad or anything, it's not your fault that "Gustav" (we'll just call him that because I enjoy that name...it reminds me of someone with jowls...don't ask me why)fancies you...I don't know how this could be changed without making things EXTREMELY picklish...sooo...I'll have to get back to you on that...however, I'll be sure to inform you of the episodes of flirtation if you are desirous of such information...ugh...I hate the word desirous...so ugly...any ways, see ya later!
~Clare

Mare said...

You don't know Gustav, so don't worry about it. And who do you have your sights set on?! DO TELL! For once, I would like to know at the same time as everyone else!

Mare said...

oh, and no offence to your masculine wiles (just in case)!