Friday, July 21, 2006

The End.

Thus ends the crappy week at Job #1. Seriously, if next week is not better, there will be several people missing appendages. I am that annoyed. And if I ever see that old, creepy guy again, he will be missing a certain part of his anatomy that I'm sure he would rather keep. Not that he was particularly bad, but I was in no mood for it today. He came driving up, I did my spiel, and then he was all "hey, you're cute". I thought "get the hell off my construction site, you creepy bastard", but instead said "okay, you have a nice day". Look at that control. How admirable.

I think I shall become one of those people who downs a beer when they get home from work every night. Or, in my case (since I hate beer), a vodka something. Ooohhhh, that would be heaven. No wonder people become alcoholics. Alright people, get me ready for AA, because by the end of working to pay off uni, I'm going to need it.

"Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober." - George Bernard Shaw

1 comment:

rach said...

whoa flawed logic. See, alcybooze is expensive. Thusly, if you work to pay off uni then become an alchyboozaholic, you won't have paid off uni.
Thusly, I come to the conclusion...STEAL ALCOHOL! It's the obvious solution to everything.