Mark on Mare on Harry Potter Action

That's right, we've made a date to have sex on every Harry Potter book because really, who wouldn't? Rabe has, of course, been invited. *wink* Oh, I know you wish you could come, but you can't. This is by invitation only. Oh Mare, what has uni done to your innocence? Nothing of course, it was never there to begin with!

I was trying to read Chaucer last night and got practically nowhere. Seriously, what the hell was he thinking? It looks like he's only ever made it into grade one and is sounding out his words and then writing them down. It's painful. So painful Mark had to leave because I was trying to decipher it out loud. Oh, that's painful. Even Rabe was laughing at my attempts to make sense of the garbage passing itself off as literature. Clearly, somebody went wrong somewhere.

You know, sometimes I get rather concerned about the sanity of the people on my floor. Maybe sanity isn't the word I'm looking for. I'll let you find your own word.

There are people (just to CLARE-ify, multiple persons of both genders) that like to have "shower parties". This entails at least 5 people (sometimes more) all in a shower/bathtub together (although wearing swimsuits) and having...well...I don't know what. And I don't want to. I was going to say "a rockin' time", but then the word "orgy" popped into my head, and that seemed to work too. I'll let you decide what word you like best.

I have seen pictures, and I am disturbed. And slightly jealous that they feel that comfortable with each other. And disturbed that they feel that comfortable with each other. It's a big circle of concerned and disturbed. But what can ya do?

Have a shower party of your own.