And now for an exciting episode of Marence's stupidity:
Ok, so i got home from the dentist (I'll tell you about that later) and I was looking in my medicine cabinet (for absolutely no reason at all, I was just bored) and I found some of those breath easy strip things that you put over your nose to help you breath. Well I thought, 'hmm, I've never tried one of these, maybe I'll give it a go and see if they work'. So I find my size and put it on just like in the picture. Well, apparently it's suppose to make you breath by adhesing (if that's a word) to the side of your nose and pulling in out further to 'open up your nasal passageways' (doesn't work, by the way). I felt utterly ridiculous walking around with this thing that made me look like I broke my nose and didn't do what it was supose to be doing . So I go to take this thing off, and oh my goodness! You know those biore commercials for the pore cleansing strips that you stick on your face and then pull off to take off all your blackheads? Well this is one of those feelings, only waaaayyyy less fun than it looks in the commercial. OUCH! That company should be making glue.
So, the dentist. Well, I have a something developing that could develope into a cavity, so they'll fix it later. Woot. I also get to get my wisdom teeth out in the summer. Double woot. however, I did get a nifty little bag with a new toothbrush and new floss and new toothpaste samples! YAY! I now have samples of 3 different Crest Whitening Expressions: extreme herbal mint (natural mint with herbal extracts), fresh citrus breeze (a light splash of citrus flavour), and cinnamon rush (a bold blast of cinnamon). It's quite exciting, I must say.
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i agree. i tried one of those things once (mind you, it was five years past it's expiry date) and it nearly made my nose bleed. Sure, it removes the blackheads, but it also takes six of your seven layers of skin with it too!
Mental note...never use "breathe-easy" nose thingies as they are far too dangerous to be employed by a Clare...don't worry Mare, Clare was stupid tonight too...she ate too much...blah...she looked like she was with child...woot! At any rate, toothpaste samples sound delightful...however, Clare doesn't think that she would enjoy citrus toothpaste...as she would taste citrussy (although that may be fun) and not minty fresh, which defeats the whole purpose of toothbrushing...oh well, Clare is odd. See ya later!
-Clare
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