This week on Physics Gone Wrong...

When we last left our heroine, the brave Sally Forsythe, she had been viciously attacked by wild water molecules, soaking her to the skin. The Pentagon was getting ready to unleash their super weapon: SURFACTANT! For now, we return to Sally, standing on her 5th floor balcony, water can in had and dripping wet...
"The water molecules have gone wild!" Sally spluttered from beneath soaked brown lockes, "I had better inform the Physics Safety Watch and Policing Bureau about this."
At the PSWPB headquarters...
Dr. Dr. Dr. Dave S. MacCarthy was starting his day relatively calmly, with a Coke and a hamburger. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dave S. MacCarthy, whom we shall call Mac from here on in, was a doctor of physics, quantum physics, and black holes. He had just settled into his desk and picked up a very interesting report on the occurence of black holes near Jupiter when his telephone jangled.
"Dave's Physics World, how may I help you?" Mac said, snickering at his delightful joke.
"Gee Dave, I was looking for a night club!" said the voice. Mac sighed. All these prank calls, and never any Nobel Prize nomination notices.
Mac was reaching an interesting point in his black hole report when the phone rang again. Sighing, Mac tore himself away from the report and answered the phone. "Dr. Dr. Dr. David Steven MacCarthy, Head of the Physics Safety Watch and Policing Bureau here."
The voice replied "Hey Mac, Special Undercover Agent Forsythe here." Sally spoke briskly, "We have a major problem."
Will Dr. Dr. Dr. Dave be able to help our Special Undercover Agent? Or will Sally be attacked again before she can tell him the problem? Will the pentagon ever unleash thier weapon? Tune in tomorrow for the continuation of....WATER MOLECULES GONE WILD!!!!!!!!!!